TRUTH IN ADVERTISING
Who can really argue with advertising? Corporations have reached pretty much honed their evil shit to such a scientific razor point with decades of societal observations and psychological profiling. If you really want to know what people are thinking all you have to do is see what’s being slapped up for the public to look at whether they want to or not.
Case in point: Judging from this fine piece of trash from Svedka vodka, the ideal fantasy woman isn’t even human at all, but some vaguely feminine, fucked-up bald robot with huge tits, nonexistent waist and hips and a large, somewhat flat ass stacked on top of legs that are almost as long as its entire body, complete with built-in heels in it’s feet. The horribly sad conclusion one must glean from this monstrosity is that some pathetically large percentage of the male population has finally got the composite, the prototype, what men secretly want, and that if they could build this thing you can bet your sweet ass those that could afford it would be sitting in their penthouses sipping Svedka on the rocks after a hard day of managing hedge funds, while their bald-headed androborg sex toy struts around on black tile whispering sweet mechanical nothings while presumably attaching it’s custom fit, state-of-the-art silicon vagina to make for a perfect evening perfect.
It’s beautiful.
Case in point: Judging from this fine piece of trash from Svedka vodka, the ideal fantasy woman isn’t even human at all, but some vaguely feminine, fucked-up bald robot with huge tits, nonexistent waist and hips and a large, somewhat flat ass stacked on top of legs that are almost as long as its entire body, complete with built-in heels in it’s feet. The horribly sad conclusion one must glean from this monstrosity is that some pathetically large percentage of the male population has finally got the composite, the prototype, what men secretly want, and that if they could build this thing you can bet your sweet ass those that could afford it would be sitting in their penthouses sipping Svedka on the rocks after a hard day of managing hedge funds, while their bald-headed androborg sex toy struts around on black tile whispering sweet mechanical nothings while presumably attaching it’s custom fit, state-of-the-art silicon vagina to make for a perfect evening perfect.
It’s beautiful.
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1 comment:
thought you might be interested in this article about the importance of using triggers in advertising:
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/119/time-to-get-trigger-happy.html
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